As we know kids in general just aren’t my vibe and they especially aren’t my vibe when I am on my holidays. A kid free zone is how I like to live my life. So, Susan hun if you could kindly get your child out of my face that would be great. You may love him but I sure as hell do not. Cheers babes, cheers.
Look I’m trying to relax I don’t want your kid kicking my aeroplane seat or splashing me when I am living my best life bobbing about on my lilo. Good grief hun. Calm down for the love of god mun.
I was on a four hour flight once with a kid kicking my seat for the majority of it and the mother did nothing. After a few evil glares and giving him the double finger I think he got the message.
Don’t even get me started on these stories where a family has asked someone to give up their extra legroom seats so they can sit there with their kids. Whoa whoa whoa!!! Now you have got me rattled. First of all HUN, you could have selected and paid for these seats just like I did. Second of all, just because you decided to increase the population and spawn the child of Satan that does not mean I have to give my seat to you or anyone else in fact. Please back the fuck up and leave me sitting here waving my feet about in all this lovely extra legroom in peace. Ahh bliss.
Virgin promoting their adults only cruises just fills me with joy. I mean you won’t see me on a ship anytime soon, but I’m here for it. I’ve seen Titanic and we all know that didn’t end well.
Their recent Instagram post about being child free was hilarious and quite frankly a freaking godsend. There is this weird unspoken rule that we aren’t allowed to say we don’t want kids around sometimes. I just don’t want them to annoy me, it’s not like I am going start an online group to banish all children, although…….. There’s a time and a place for children, and a swimming pool with free ice cream in the sunshine just isn’t it.
Now, of course I adore my niece and nephew, but, would I want them kicking my seat or whinging at/near me for 4 hours, or 4 minutes for that matter? It’s an absolute no from me.
And while we are here, as I mentioned, I am not against kids I just don’t like the fuckers. I believe we should be able to enjoy a lovely flight without them screaming, crying or whatever gross things these little shits like to do. Don’t come at me about drunk people on a plane as they are told to shut the fuck up. Tell a kid to do that and all hell would break loose.
They have adults-only hotels so why not flights? I may start a petition. Let’s get it in front of Boris before he has to go sign on. Bless his cottons mun……..
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