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Baby, baby, baby NO!

Updated: Jul 26, 2023

As you know I love a good Tiktok scroll. I can lose days, weeks or months in TikTok, such a delight. One day I was having a lovely time minding my own business, when I came across a video of an auntie looking after her sister’s child. The sister captioned it something like, ‘when you’re sister doesn’t want children and you come home to this.’ This being the auntie dancing in front of the TV with the kid in her arms.



Now, why the hell do people think just because we don’t want children it means that we will leave them in a shop somewhere, forget to feed them or give them to a stranger in the street if we get bored. I don’t want children and I am an amazing auntie, if I do say so myself.


In fact, I worry and stress more than my sister does over certain things. “I’m sorry what you let my niece go to the park with her friend. Alone. Are you mad?” Yes I know she’s twelve, but she shall be wrapped in cotton wool until she is 45 thank you.



I also love meeting my friends new babies. I love holding a newborn, they are so teeny and cute. I will also sit on the floor and play trucks with your kid but only until I have had enough. I know I can get straight up and leave when I want to. (I mean when the parent is there not when I am on babysitting duties, bye hun I’ve had a titful, your mother won’t be long.)


I was having a conversation with my sister the other day and she said I’ll probably change my mind about not wanting kids when I meet the man of my dreams. First of all I’m almost 36 that ship has sailed. Second of all, I am reconsidering even wanting to find my dream man, never mind having his kids thanks hun.


Speaking of men that aren’t my dream man, I dated this guy a few years ago and we had the kid talk and he was fine with it and now he has a baby hahahasendhelp. Ditched a car crash there huns. Don’t lie to me you sick son of a bitch, grow up!



So the moral of the story is, we aren’t shit at childcare just because we don’t want one. We will not change our minds, stop saying it, it’s rude and if you do want kids with someone who doesn’t, be honest and don’t waste everyone’s time, you dickhead.


Also, I have seen some parents that really should have opted for birth control, just saying. So get off your high horse hun and leave me alone.

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