Holidays are one of the most exciting things on the planet. I live for them and I truly believe the key to happiness is always having a holiday booked. Follow my blog for more amazing life tips 😝
Today huns, this post is coming to you live from Greece woohoo (please do not burgle my house when I am gone, much love. If you do please clean up after yourself and leave my handbags alone.)
This holiday is all I have been thinking about for the last 84 years. I cannot wait to be sitting in the pool with a cocktail in one hand and a beer in the other. Yes, I am taking this drinking again thing very seriously. I’ve even done some prepping. I’m no fool.
My suitcases (yes plural) have been packed to an inch of their life, my nails are fresh, my hair is a dream and I am ready to holiday!
The one and only issue I have is not feeling beach body ready. Yuck!! I am a firm believer if you have a body and you’re at the beach boom you are beach body ready. But, when it comes to taking my own advice I forget everything I ever said. Soz Nik hun.
The thought of walking around the pool with my bits out (keep it PG guys it’s not THAT kind of holiday) fills me with dread.
BUT then I thought F this shit man. I haven’t been on a summer holiday in 3 years (first world problems I know), I’m going to enjoy the shit out of it. And if the way I look offends you, you know what to do 🖕🏼🖕🏼
The way we look or the size we are does not generate our worth. You are better than someone because you are slim and you’re not less of a person because you’re carrying extra weight.
It truly bugs the crap outta me that some people feel the way others look effects them. It really does not, you psychopath. You can just look away and go about your day like I plan on doing.
I often catch people staring at my legs and yes, sometimes it is my imagination but quite often I can actually see people looking down at my legs and I do this weird thing as if I am trying to hide them. Where you planning on hiding them Nik hun? Would have more luck trying to lob them off and chuck them in the sea you fool. I might start tilting my head down to meet their eye-line, like helloooo you insensitive prick I see you.
I have promised myself this holiday I am going to enjoy every single second. I will not feel insecure walking around the pool or beach. I will be proud of who I am and know my size or the way I look does not equal who I am inside.
Plus I’m fucking fabulous, so there is that 🤪
Wear whatever the hell you want huns and work that shit because you look gorge.
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