*Disclaimer: Before we get into the nitty gritty, there are not any people in my current job that I wish to smash their faces in. Although I have only been there just under a year so there is still time. Jokes, please don’t fire me. Love ya huns.
Love or hate your job it always comes with people that you just want to smash their faces in. In the past I have often weighed up the amount of time I would spend in jail and if it would be worth it. It has always been a no so far but I have been on the edge with a few people. Almost dialled 999 myself in preparation for the bitch slapping. BUT, I put my big girl pants on, took a deep breath and remembered I’m a grown up and also, I wouldn’t do well in prison and would definitely be someone’s bitch in two seconds.
Wherever I have worked in the past there has always been at least one idiot that will push your buttons and make you count to ten more times than a primary school kid learning their one, two threes. This person will grate on you more than prepping for a Tuesday night spag bol and that shit ton of parmesan.
Sometimes there’s more than one of the fuckers, then what do you do? Quit I guess, I mean I’m no genius but it sounds like a plan.
Let me break it down for you……
You get the idiots that are just absolute bellends, no care for anyone else and will heat up fish in the micro.
The ones that do no work and expect you to pick up the pieces.
The ones that act like they are the best thing since sliced bread. Please bore someone else with your boat stories and how you’re going to be on TV.
The ones that doesn’t seem to know deodorant is a thing or soap. You have seen soap right hun? Buy a bar and use it. Treat yoself go on.
Then the ones that are literally insane and should be locked up in some kind of padded cell. You’re scared to even make eye contact with these in case they decide to cut a bitch.
I mean we are in 2022 why are there so many selfish knobheads in the work place. Don’t even get me started on retail where you have to deal with work colleagues and customers. They just join forces and make one huge idiot. They are always right, they always want to see the manager and the idiot manager will always agree with them because he is a useless piece of shit with balls the size of marbles.
If I had to listen to them one more time, they will need to make room in the cell for me. It’s fine I can drink toilet booze.
OOHHHH, maybe I’m the person in my current job that they all want to smash me face in. As if, I’m an absolute delight mun.
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