Let’s just get straight into it, I have decided I am not going to get married and will die alone surrounded by my Kate Spade handbags, thank you and goodnight.
Why I hear you ask? Well, let me tell you huns. Men are idiots. There I said it. Not all men no blah blah, but the ones I have encountered over my years have been a waste of space, no good for me and just idiots.
I have always wanted to get married. I want the beautiful engagement ring, the gorgeous gown, the bridal shower, the hen, another hen, the rehearsal dinner, oh yeah and the loving groom duh. I wanted it all. As I don’t want children I want to squeeze everything I can into the wedding. I want the works.
But, the older I’m getting the more I’m thinking is there any point? And, I’m not even talking about just not wanting to get married. I’m talking the whole forever relationship thing in general.
I don’t want to meet anyone right now. I’m bat shit crazy, I can’t handle any new man drama as well sheesh. I always thought when the time is right I will be ready to settle and I will want it. But, now I’m like but do I though? Love is great but is it great great? Is it worth the shit that comes along with it or should I just buy a few more Kate Spade handbags to cuddle with at night?
Also another issue, I don’t like sleeping in a bed with anyone else lols. It’s not cute and romantic. It’s fucking annoying, please don’t touch me.
Am I just a cynical, moody bitch that is just fed up of men’s actions or am I on to something here? Only time will tell I guess. I’m pulling a face as I’m writing this so I think I know the answer ha.
If Gerard Butler comes a knocking all bets are off. I didn’t say shit and you didn’t read shit. OKAY!?
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