“But I keep on runnin' through these red flags I'll see the signs, but I'll still come back.” – Mimi Webb
That’s all well and good for a babe in their early 20s, but not my stupid ass who is half way to 70. I should definitely know better. Shoulda, woulda, coulda eh.
I’ve always thought I was pretty clued up on spotting red flags when dating, that is until I actually meet the person then all bets are off lols. I get caught in the dick sand when the dick aint even that good huns. I’m blinded by the fun and excitement of a possible new relationship so will ignore all the signs that are staring me in the face.
They are right there bold as brass. Without physically knocking me in the head I feel like they can do no more to help me. Some men even bring their own red flag and are waving it in my face and I'm like your flag is so cute, babe.
I’m a lost cause, go, save yourselves.
You would think with age I would get older and wiser but nope, still here thinking everything is hunky dory. I give men far too many chances. I’m kind like that, sorry, stupid, I meant stupid.
I was going to tell you a dating story then but I think it’s in my book so you will have to wait to read my terror of tower dating life. Soz, huns.
I was watching an episode of Firefly Lane at the weekend (no spoilers don’t worry angels), and Kate was dating this guy in high school and he kept her a secret from his friends. Until one day he pissed her off and she was like NO. So, he decides to shout from the rooftops that she is now his girlfriend.
There’s my dumbass like ‘oh my gosh. That’s so cute. He’s so into her now. That’s so sweet.’ Kate then went on to tell him where to stick it, too little too late sister and went on her merry way.
Why did my mind automatically go to giving him a second chance. That dumb fuck did not deserve one at all and I am fully aware of that but sadly my brain turns to play doh sometimes. Whoops.
Thankfully I don’t wish to date at the moment. Several reasons, one because I’m bat shit crazy right now and two because men are always bat shit crazy and I just don’t wanna.
So I say not anymore huns. I am making a pact with you all right now that I will not let one red flag pass me by. Okay maybe one, we are all human and maybe two because you know nerves. Aah don’t bother I’m doomed.
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