I Ain't your Mama, No!
Those that know me, know what an absolute babe Carol is. She’s an excellent mama and deserves the whole world for putting up with me and my
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Nikki
- Aug 4
Bye, bye, bye
I’m pretty easily pleased when it comes to small things. Actually, no I’m not, but that’s not what this blog post is about so please mind yo
Nikki
- Jul 25
Lumps, bumps and rumps
Showing my body has always been a fear of mine. I’ll take a million photos just to get that perfect shot. Making sure everything is covered,
Nikki
- Jul 10
Perfect Moments
When someone asks how we are, we always give the same generic answer, “Fine, yeah. Good thanks. You?” We could have been crying in a ball on
Nikki
- May 31
Size does NOT define your worth
With Bridgerton making a comeback a couple of weeks ago, like millions of others, I was so excited. What incredible outfits will they be wea
Nikki
- May 16
99 problems, but your bitching ain't one
They say the universe only throws things at you that you can handle. The universe must think I am a fucking juggling clown from the circus t
Nikki
- Apr 18
Riding Dirty
With power comes great responsibility. Sure, I may have knighted myself with said power and I shouldn’t be responsible for a cactus never
Nikki
- Mar 21
Spirals be spiralling
We all have different fears, some are general fears that we don’t ever really encounter. The thought of ever seeing a snake makes my skin cr
Nikki
- Mar 14
Always do you
They say dress for the job you want, dance like no one’s watching, live like there’s no tomorrow, but when it comes to social media we are o
Nikki
- Mar 6
Fuck that shit
Completing tasks when you’re in a good mood is easy. Trying to complete them when you wish the floor would cave in and swallow you up is a w
Nikki
- Feb 7
A Literal Shit Show
January was a good month for me career wise. My book is now stocked in an adorable book store in Portugal and it was featured in an article
Nikki
- Jan 30
Back Stabbing Bitches
I’ve just finished binge watching The Morning Show and oh my Christ the drama! First of all it’s crazy to me that they discuss real events,
Nikki
- Jan 16
Mental Health Doesn't Take a Vacation
I've always been vocal about having exciting things planned is what I live for. I mean, I’m not wanting to be out and about in the world eve
Nikki
- Jan 3
(Don’t) meet me at midnight
In the past, I’ve spent a lot of New Year’s Eve nights feel like shit about being single. I’d see all the couples kissing at midnight, posti
Nikki
- Aug 13, 2023
Schools out. Send Help
There I was minding my own business getting ready for the day when I hear a massive roar. No, dinosaurs have not made a comeback, that would
Nikki
- Aug 6, 2023
Haters Gonna Hate
Worrying about what people think has been something I’ve done pretty much my whole life, I probably came out of the womb worried that people
Nikki
- Jul 26, 2023
Whatever makes you happy
On a mild July evening, you’d think I would be spending my time at a summer party or attending a bbq. Whilst I like both of those things (mi
Nikki
- Jul 12, 2023
From Hey Macarena to Bye Bye Bye
I feel like I am constantly writing about my anxiety struggles, but, sadly it’s a part of me and as I write about my life this is part of th
Nikki
- Jul 5, 2023
Babe Station
You know what really fills my soul and makes my heart shine? Well, lemme tell you huns. When I see people supporting others it just melts my
Nikki
- Jun 28, 2023
No Manas. No Dramas
Let’s just get straight into it, I have decided I am not going to get married and will die alone surrounded by my Kate Spade handbags, thank
Nikki
- Jun 21, 2023
Be Kind to Yourself
Living with anxiety after so many years for me is all about recognising what needs to be thought about more or something that my brain is ma
Nikki
- Jun 7, 2023
School is Not Out
Picking up your delightful angels from school when they come running out to give you a huge hug is one of the best feelings. (Obviously I am
Nikki
- May 24, 2023
Self-love is all you need
Being body confident is something I have struggled with as long as I can remember. I probably came out of the womb bitching my arms were too
Nikki
- May 17, 2023
Baby, baby, baby NO!
As you know I love a good Tiktok scroll. I can lose days, weeks or months in TikTok, such a delight. One day I was having a lovely time mind
Nikki
- May 10, 2023
What red flag? Where?
“But I keep on runnin' through these red flags
I'll see the signs, but I'll still come back.” – Mimi Webb
That’s all well and good for a ba
Nikki
- May 3, 2023
Size Should Not Matter
“She is too big to be working there. She is too fat to be eating that. She shouldn’t have bought those jeans her legs look like twigs.” I ca
Nikki
- Apr 26, 2023
Petty and Just Rude
It’s funny how anxiety can turn you into a different person. I could be having the best time living life and my anxiety will slap me in the
Nikki
- Apr 12, 2023
TikTok on the Clock
I spend half my life scrolling through TikTok. For someone who thought everyone was talking about that Kesha song when it first came out I a
Nikki
- Apr 5, 2023
You are a Fucking Rainbow!
Through tears running down my face, I tried to focus on the lyrics. Willing and begging myself to stop crying. I couldn’t. The more I tried
Nikki
- Mar 29, 2023
Like a bat (shit crazy) out of hell
Since watching Criminal Minds, obsessively, it has confirmed my theory that most people in this world are bat shit crazy. Not just a little
Nikki
- Mar 22, 2023
Go Compare
Walking blissfully through my local park, sunshine on my face, flowers blowing in the wind like they are doing a little dance to welcome me.
Nikki
- Mar 15, 2023
Murder She Wrote
Those who know me, know I am a scared little bitch when it comes to anything horror, even the Simpsons Halloween special has put the shits u
Nikki
- Feb 22, 2023
Gone Fishing
A gripping headline promising nothing less than a super juicy story, full of info you are just dying to know. ‘Gerard Butler, single and loo
Nikki
- Feb 12, 2023
Fight or Flight
Oh, and yes you bet your psychopath ass he was sitting in exactly the same seat on our return flight. That was sheer joy. Didn’t ask Carol a
Nikki
- Jan 4, 2023
New Year Who Dis?
I really struggled to write this as I didn’t want to offend anyone and I didn’t want to seem like that dickhead who is on the whole new year
Nikki
- Dec 29, 2022
Not so sleeping beauty
Sleep is my absolute favourite thing in life. If I had extra hours in the day I would use them to sleep some more. I love being in bed all c
Nikki
- Nov 23, 2022
Peace to you, hun.
My shitty dating experiences are no secret. I have dated the wrong (read ridiculously wrong) men, joined online dating apps (never again,
Nikki
- Oct 19, 2022
Burning Man
I don’t know about you huns, but my social media is full of posts on how mental health matters. Hell, I’ve even contributed to some of those
Nikki
- Oct 12, 2022
Sephora is coming to town…
Ok! Don’t panic. Nik, don’t panic hun. It’s happening. It’s all bloody happening!!!! Sephora is coming to the UK. I could squeal with glee
Nikki
- Sep 25, 2022
You do you, hun
I don’t know about you huns, but, I’m the type of person that has to have something to look forward to in life to make me function. It can b
Nikki
- Aug 14, 2022
Intern, my ass.
There I was scroll on Instagram, minding my own business, living my best life. A brand I follow pops up ah nice let’s see what they have to
Nikki
- Aug 7, 2022
If you only had a brain....
Love or hate your job it always comes with people that you just want to smash their faces in. In the past I have often weighed up the amount
Nikki
- Jul 31, 2022
It’s NOT all about you hun
Oh, yeah, hi, sorry could I just get squeeze passed. Sorry, thanks, could I just. I’ll just be 1 second, if you could just move to the side
Nikki
- Jul 24, 2022
What happens at the salon……
Oh god oh god oh god. Ok relax don’t panic it’s all going to be fine. Take a breath. Close your eyes and when you open them it won’t be as b
Nikki
- Jul 17, 2022
Just Do It...... Sorry Nike please don't sue me huns
We hear the phrase life is short so many times throughout our (apparently short) lives. We are told to do the things we want to do, live eac
Nikki
- Jul 10, 2022
Adults-Only........
As we know kids in general just aren’t my vibe and they especially aren’t my vibe when I am on my holidays. A kid free zone is how I like to
Nikki
- Jun 26, 2022
Beach Babes
Holidays are one of the most exciting things on the planet. I live for them and I truly believe the key to happiness is always having a holi
Nikki
- Jun 19, 2022
Happy Father's Day
Father’s Day. A day filled with so much love and so much pain. Waking up on Father’s Day without a father is like being shot in the chest. Y
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